Hi, you've reached the offices (garage) of Easyday.

Intl. House of Endurance / 1000 Transcendence Way, Salt Lake City, UT / Open Mon-Mon 4:30am-4:30am

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. / "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." / "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. / "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."